Humans of Sage Creek

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Humans of Sage Creek is a spoof instagram account of the common "Humans of x" trend, in which people would document and collect life stories and bios for random people in a given area 'x'.

While a legitimate account(@humansofsagecreek) set up for this purpose was the genius project of a member of the Class of 2017, when students or staff mention Humans of Sage Creek, they're more often than not refferring to the spoof account(@humans.of.sage.creek).

  • The original account.
  • The spoof account.

Posts

The account now claims to be in an "Archived State", so the posts have been archived here as well for historical reference. All material is credit to the original account owner who remains to this day anonymous.

  • "Speed is what life's all about, sometimes you're slow, sometimes you stall..."
  • "Avalon Call (Sophomore) discussing her interactions with the swarm that..."
  • "Rescue teams have finally saved Danny Rubin (Sophomore) from the..."
  • "Controversial: Sage Creek will be implementing a new dress code consisting..."
  • "Authorities are investigating the death of Megan Bomgardner (Senior) after the..."
  • "Sage Creek Staff explaining their most unforgettable memories on campus.."
  • "Christmas Morning - Mr. Manente's 3rd period reaches the summit of Mount Everest..."
  • "We talked to Tyler Overbey (Junior) about his thoughts on the school year..."
  • "Bobcats at play in the new Sage Creek Aquatics Center, opened January 22, 2017..."
  • "Talk about Biodiversity: Juli Bachman, freshman biology, conducts her famous..."
  • "The San Bernardino Police Department has confirmed the loss of 19 fellow Bobcats..."
  • "Breaking Exclusive Story 1/3: Head reporters from TheSageNews.com met with..."
  • "(2/3) EXCLUSIVE: Leaked emails surface from hacked CUSD servers..."
  • "(3/3) CHAOS ON CANNON! Officer Ladd Melone (Junior) holds a press conference..."
  • "Sage Creek PTSA releases the lineup for the 2017 Spring Career Chats..."
  • "Bobcat Athletics participates in a military exercise against SMHS this weekend..."
  • "International Bobcats: "I decided to fly to North Korea for my genius project..."
  • "Exciting: Ground has officially broken on the long awaited addition of a..."
  • "Breaking: Senior Ladd Malone was found last night trespassing at..."
  • "Sage Creek Staff join in on the fun at this years game of Senior Assassins..."
  • "Technical Difficulty! Writers at The Sage in a panic after scenes from 2018’s..."
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