Humans of Sage Creek Post 19

From Sage Creek History
Jump to navigation Jump to search

<-- Previous Post 18 | Next Post 20-->

About

The Following is an Archive of a post from Humans of Sage Creek.

All credit remains with the original writer.

Post

Breaking: Senior Ladd Malone was found last night trespassing at Sage Creek High School with his team of 7 Super B Visual photographers. In an interview with ABC 7 he explained: “The lighting was too good to pass up, this could be the boost my career needs!”, he was taken into a police car before he would finish his statement. Ladd, recently signed to Frank Model Management, which specializes in modeling for Elderly women’s beauty products, has previously encountered trouble with the law when he glued photos of himself, titled with the phrase “Life’s Rad with Ladd” on various tombstones at a local cemetery in an attempt to promo his Instagram. His arrest late Friday afternoon will mark the third time an attempted model from the Carlsbad area will go to state prison for a publicity stunt. When asked to give a statement to Humans of Sage Creek, he responded “interviews are $50 an hour, photos are $10 each”. A prison guard notified us it was “shower time for the inmates” before we could hear Malone’s full statement.