Humans of Sage Creek Post 4

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Controversial: Sage Creek will be implementing a new dress code consisting of a 14th century velvet Cloak (also comes in Bobcat Green), and a cursed gypsy amulet around the neck. "I'm okay with it. I'm okay with it as long as I can still wear my sketchers underneath." Said Nick Alverez (Freshman). The full uniform will be available this Tuesday in the Student Store. "I'm just glad I won't be so distracted by the sin of the female form anymore, I guess." Jeffery Lu (Junior) told us.