Amy Houston

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About

Amy "The Burn Queen" Houston was a World History and Economics teacher at Sage Creek from the 2015-2016 school year to the 2016-2017 school year.

She was known for her sassy remarks towards students and wildly mis-weighted extra credit kahoots.

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Quotes:

-Student: "Can I use the restroom?"
-Amy: "I don't know, can you? OOH THE BURN QUEEN STRIKES AGAIN HAHA!"
"What are the catacombs?"
"I always say, no one looks down at their crotch and smiles, so I know when you have your phones." *10 or so students look up from their phones*
"I always say, what goes around comes around."
"So you know how to speak Mexican?"
"Joseph do not fondle my blinds."
"Ultimately..." x500
"Umm..." x1000
*Tries to pronounce 'Aristocracy'* 
"How do you say it again?"
Does someone know how to work this damn thing? (pointing to smartboard that she forgot to turn on)
*Kids playing random stereotypical songs of their race*
Amy: "Ooh it's like a multicultural dance party!"
"If you show up to my class with a cake im going to be frustrated."
"For the love of God who is doing all that screaming back there."