Amy Houston

About

Amy "The Burn Queen" Houston was a World History and Economics teacher at Sage Creek from the 2015-2016 school year to the 2016-2017 school year.

She was known for her sassy remarks towards students and wildly mis-weighted extra credit kahoots.

-Student: "Can I use the restroom?"
-Amy: "I don't know, can you? OOH THE BURN QUEEN STRIKES AGAIN HAHA!"

"What are the catacombs?"

"I always say, no one looks down at their crotch and smiles, so I know when you have your phones." *10 or so students look up from their phones*

"I always say, what goes around comes around."

"So you know how to speak Mexican?"

"Joseph do not fondle my blinds."

"Ultimately..." x500

"Umm..." x1000

*Tries to pronounce 'Aristocracy'* 
"How do you say it again?"

"Does someone know how to work this damn thing?" (pointing to smartboard that she forgot to turn on)

*Kids playing random stereotypical songs of their race*
Amy: "Ooh it's like a multicultural dance party!"

"If you show up to my class with a cake im going to be frustrated."

"For the love of God who is doing all that screaming back there."

"Totitlitrianarianismm... is that how you say it?"

"I am full of great knowledge"