Amy Houston

About

Amy "The Burn Queen" Houston was a World History and Economics teacher at Sage Creek from the 2015-2016 school year to the 2016-2017 school year.

She was known for her sassy remarks towards students and wildly mis-weighted extra credit kahoots.

-Student: "Can I use the restroom?"
-Amy: "I don't know, can you? OOH THE BURN QUEEN STRIKES AGAIN HAHA!"

"What are the catacombs?"

"I always say, no one looks down at their crotch and smiles, so I know when you have your phones." *10 or so students look up from their phones*

"I always say, what goes around comes around."

"So you know how to speak Mexican?"

"Joseph do not fondle my blinds."

"Ultimately..." x500

"Umm..." x1000

*Tries to pronounce 'Aristocracy'* 
"How do you say it again?"

Does someone know how to work this damn thing? (pointing to smartboard that she forgot to turn on)

*Kids playing random stereotypical songs of their race*
Amy: "Ooh it's like a multicultural dance party!"

"If you show up to my class with a cake im going to be frustrated."

"For the love of God who is doing all that screaming back there."

"Totitlitrianarianismm... is that how you say it?"