Amy Houston

About

Amy "The Burn Queen" Houston was a World History and Economics teacher at Sage Creek from the 2015-2016 school year to the 2016-2017 school year.

She was known for her sassy remarks towards students and wildly mis-weighted extra credit kahoots.

-Student: "Can I use the restroom?"
-Amy: "I don't know, can you? OOH THE BURN QUEEN STRIKES AGAIN!"

"What are the catacombs?"

"I always say, no one looks down at their crotch and smiles so I know when you have your phones" *10 or so students look up from their phones*

"So you know how to speak Mexican?"

"Joseph do not fondle my blinds."

"Ultimately..." x500

"Umm..." x1000

*Tries to pronounce 'Aristocracy'* 
"How do you say it again?"

Does someone know how to work this damn thing? (pointing to smartboard that she forgot to turn on)