Amy Houston
About
Amy "The Burn Queen" Houston was a World History and Economics teacher at Sage Creek from the 2015-2016 school year to the 2016-2017 school year. She was known for her sassy remarks towards students and wildly mis-weighted extra credit kahoots.
Quotes:
-Student: "Can I use the restroom?" -Amy: "I don't know, can you? OOH THE BURN QUEEN STRIKES AGAIN!"
"What are the catacombs?"
"I always say, no one looks down at their crotch and smiles so I know when you have your phones" *10 or so students look up from their phones*
"So you know how to speak Mexican?"
"Joseph do not fondle my blinds."
"Ultimately..." x500
"Umm..." x1000
*Tries to pronounce 'Aristocracy'* "How do you say it again?"