Humans of Sage Creek Post 20

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Sage Creek Staff join in on the fun at this years game of Senior Assassins! Team Bobcat B.E.S.T strikes the first kill of the year, taking down Coach Savage (pictured above). Mr Tomayo tells Humans of Sage Creek, “Savage should have seen it coming! Just because he was at his daughters recital doesn’t mean he’s safe!” Some players have criticized Team B.E.S.T of misinterpreting the game, with Senior Makenna Manti explaining on The Sage News that the game is intended to be played with water guns, rather than real weapons. When Mr. Fieberg was notified of this new rule while camping outside enemy Dom Gullota’s house, he explained “its not about how you do it, its just about getting the job done.” Gullota was rushed to the hospital minutes later, and was pronounced dead at 8:15 PM.