Humans of Sage Creek Post 16

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Bobcat Athletics participates in a military exercise against SMHS this weekend, Lt. Colonel Drake Benner (Senior) describes the slaughter, "At the sound of the bugle call the bombardment started. You could hear the faint screams of freshman as they were buried by the shelling, then silence. The knights held the high ground, their barbaric leaders hiding deep in caves within the Calavera Mountains. Our strategy was simple; no survivors. General Savage lead the charge down the academic mall to the battle cry of 'Sweet Caroline'. The JV team rushed the knight's fortifications and broke through the enemy line. Hand to hand combat ensured, Staff Sargent Rob Davis (Senior) and the Lacrosse team beat their opponents mercilessly. The predator drone (built by the Robotics Club) was used to destroy armored units on the field. During the final moments of the campaign, Captain Bryce Buscher (Senior) had the last remaining opponent in his crosshair, the arena shifted its attention to Emperor Ceasar, the bobsquad chanted 'DEATH! DEATH! DEATH!', and with the drop of his thumb, the game was finished." Congratulations on the win Bobcats! #CATS #Protecttheden