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Breaking Exclusive Story 1/3: Head reporters from TheSageNews.com met with campaign donors today at The Crossings golf course. An anonymous whistleblower was interviewed - “My day is pretty standard as a caddy, I come to work at 6, I park the cars, I watch the games, and I pick up the ungraded papers these guys leave around. But something wasn't right today- a guy in a trench coat was walking the course with a few guys my age.” We asked if he could describe the man, “Yea his coat looked just like that”, he said when we showed him a 2017 Bobcats Windbreaker. “As I got closer”, he continued, “I recognized them right away- they were all reporters from the school paper. The man in the suit handed over a brief case full of cash to one of the journalists, 'maybe this will convince you otherwise' he said. Then I kept hearing more and more about a construction project, something about a swimming pool, a couch on a roof, and something about using the land to store waste? yeah - The reporters looked uncomfortable taking the money, I recognized one guy; Mikey Kass. I called out to him but he didn't answer- he kept walking the grounds, fumbling for his phone, saying something about seeing clowns in the bushes." Mikey Kass, as well as several others representing TheSageNews.com were asked to give a statement on the story, but all declined via their management representative, Sean Cooke (Senior). Following the questioning of several staff members by campus supervisor and volunteer sheriff, Rhonda, The Sage News official website was blocked the following day under iBoss Systems as “Fake News”, and is no longer viewable under CUSD networks.