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==James Fieberg (Jimbo)==
==About==


===About===
[[File:jamesfieberg.jpeg|thumb|left]]


James Fieberg is a Science and Engineering teacher at [[Sage Creek]] beginning in the [[2013-2014]] school year. He is known for his jokes about kids and the occasional uncensored remark.
James '''"Jimbo"''' Fieberg is a Science and Engineering teacher at [[Sage Creek]] beginning in the [[2013-2014]] school year.  


He is known for his jokes about kids and the occasional uncensored remark.


He is also known for his derogatory remarks about [[freshmen]].


[[File:jamesfieberg.jpeg]]
==Classes Taught Currently at Sage Creek==


===Tips For His Class===
*[[AP Physics]]


Don't have th ename Tyler Sun
*[[Principles of Engineering]]


Don't steal his [[WiFi]] password
*[[Engineering Design and Development]]


===Quotes:===
*[[CP Physics]]


Call me Jimmy - you fail."
==Quotes:==


"Do you guys eat at home?"
"Call me Jimmy - you fail."


"It seems like if you're male in the math department, you can't have any hair. Except for Mr. Griesbach. He's like the hairiest guy ever."
"Do you guys eat at home?"


"If you're standing around doing nothing, you aren't doing anything."
"It seems like if you're male in the [[math]] department, you can't have any hair. Except for Mr. [[Griesbach]]. He's like the hairiest guy ever."


"Yes it was my water cup, Yes I did put it on your laptop while you raced, No I don't see how it's my fault your laptop caught fire because it spilled."
"If you're standing around doing nothing, you aren't doing anything."


"I hope I've ruined your dreams and aspirations because that's my job."
[["Yes it was my water cup, Yes I did put it on your laptop while you raced, No I don't see how it's my fault your laptop caught fire because it spilled."]]


"Be my Facebook friend! No! I'm a millionaire! You're just curing cancer!"
"I hope I've ruined your dreams and aspirations because that's my job."


"This is an edumamacational device."
"Be my Facebook friend! No! I'm a millionaire! You're just curing cancer!"


"Warning: These are highly trained stunt stick figures."
"This is an edumamacational device."


"WE'RE THE THRESHOLD OF PAIN."
"Warning: These are highly trained stunt stick figures."


"The 'Threshold of Pain' sounds like a rock band."
"WE'RE THE THRESHOLD OF PAIN."


"Good science is where, at the end, you blow something up."
"The 'Threshold of Pain' sounds like a rock band."


"Is it wrong for a grown man to have a drawer full of Barbies?"
"Good [[science]] is where, at the end, you blow something up."


"If your brain doesn't hurt, I have not done my job."
"Is it wrong for a grown man to have a drawer full of Barbies?"


"Your opinion is worthless."
"If your brain doesn't hurt, I have not done my job."


"The last thing I want you to worry about is getting your homework done."
"Your opinion is worthless."


"There are only two things that people do in Wisconsin: Something that can't be talked about in front of children, and likeing the Packers. Which also can't be talked about in front of children!"
"The last thing I want you to worry about is getting your homework done."


"You want me to be your biology teacher? Ferrari. You don't want me to be your biology teacher? Ferrari. Win-win right here. Ha-ha, I rule."
"There are only two things that people do in Wisconsin: Something that can't be talked about in front of children, and likeing the Packers. Which also can't be talked about in front of children!"


"WHAT THE *PBHT* ARE YOU DOING?!"
"You want me to be your [[biology]] teacher? Ferrari. You don't want me to be your [[biology]] teacher? Ferrari. Win-win right here. Ha-ha, I rule."


"Do your parents like you?"
"WHAT THE *PBHT* ARE YOU DOING?!"


"If you don't have a friend, you have bigger problems than school."
"Do your parents like you?"


"Do you need to have an intervention about sniffing things?"
"If you don't have a friend, you have bigger problems than school."


"Did you just yell 'Help'? I'm not that bad."
"Do you need to have an intervention about sniffing things?"


"If you drop my marble, someone at your group dies."
"Did you just yell 'Help'? I'm not that bad."


"I'll be right back, I have to make this girl feel good about herself."
"If you drop my marble, someone at your group dies."


"That was a good beat, Ian. So when you fail this class at least you'll have something to fall back on."
"I'll be right back, I have to make this girl feel good about herself."


"Why would you admit that [you can't read analog clocks]? That's like saying 'I eat dirt.'"
"That was a good beat, Ian. So when you fail this class at least you'll have something to fall back on."


"Thanks for the divorce guys. I'm going to go home and my wife will be all 'why do you smell like a girl?'"
"Why would you admit that [you can't read analog clocks]? That's like saying 'I eat dirt.'"


"If you show up to class wearing a kilt, I'll know you're cheating."
"Thanks for the divorce guys. I'm going to go home and my wife will be all 'why do you smell like a girl?'"


"Sit down and shut up!"
"If you show up to class wearing a kilt, I'll know you're cheating."


"Don't put things in holes they don't belong in."
"Sit down and shut up!"


"No, I do not look like this Scout guy. I'm better-looking."
"Don't put things in holes they don't belong in."


"Ladies! Gentlemen! Aliens! Are you ready?!"
"No, I do not look like this Scout guy. I'm better-looking."


"Mr. Fieberg dons a pretty pink tutu and begins spinning."
"Ladies! Gentlemen! Aliens! Are you ready?!"


"Are you loved at home?"
"Mr. Fieberg dons a pretty pink tutu and begins spinning."


"Fieberg? Oh sorry, I was the only person raising my hand so I called on myself."
"Are you loved at home?"


"Why did the cat fall off the cliff? I don't know he has 9 lives."
"Fieberg? Oh sorry, I was the only person raising my hand so I called on myself."


"Can you hear me on my microphone when I leave the room? Good, because I was afraid it would sound like I was peeing when I was filling up my cup with water."
"Why did the cat fall off the cliff? I don't know he has 9 lives."


"I'm trying to get dizzy because it's fun to get dizzy. *giggles* Carter has like eight heads right now. Best he's ever looked all year!"
"Can you hear me on my microphone when I leave the room? Good, because I was afraid it would sound like I was peeing when I was filling up my cup with water."


"Do you guys happen to like cats? No? Are you allergic? Great. Ok, so back to launching cats off cliffs."
"I'm trying to get dizzy because it's fun to get dizzy. *giggles* Carter has like eight heads right now. Best he's ever looked all year!"


"I have only one talent, and it's to go that way really fast."
"Do you guys happen to like cats? No? Are you allergic? Great. Ok, so back to launching cats off cliffs."


"I'm doing a good job right here.Lemme keep this up. *student walks up* What do you want? I'm rapping!"
"I have only one talent, and it's to go that way really fast."


"Student: What does the F stand for?
"I'm doing a good job right here. Lemme keep this up. *student walks up* What do you want? I'm rapping!"


Fieberg: Your grade!"
"Student: What does the F stand for?"
"[[Fieberg]]: Your grade!"


"Rosa parks was my best joke"
"Rosa parks was my best joke"


"TYLER WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEG"
"TYLER WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEG"


"Rob stop talking and start doing your work"
"Rob stop talking and start doing your work"


"who here thinks they're screwed?
"Who here thinks they're screwed?"
->All of the class raises hands
"I'm not talking about your life guys, I'm talking about the activity"


All of the class raises hands
"Rob I can hear you..."


I'm not talking about your life guys, I'm talking about the activity"
"Tyler stop editing my quotes"


"Rob I can hear you"
"Do you want to see my big muscles?"


"Tyler stop editing my quotes"
"So when your parent tells you to shut off the lights, just flip them a quarter and tell 'em 'shut up.'"


"Do you want to see my big muscles?"
"Is it wrong for a grown man to have a drawer full of naked Barbie dolls in his classroom?" 5/3/19


"So when your parent tells you to shut off the lights, just flip them a quarter and tell 'em 'shut up.'"
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"I'll be your chaperon in Japan. "Where are you staying?" ... At a hostile... "Nevermind, I don't want the clap."

Latest revision as of 20:27, 21 September 2019

About

James "Jimbo" Fieberg is a Science and Engineering teacher at Sage Creek beginning in the 2013-2014 school year.

He is known for his jokes about kids and the occasional uncensored remark.

He is also known for his derogatory remarks about freshmen.

Classes Taught Currently at Sage Creek

Quotes:

"Call me Jimmy - you fail."

"Do you guys eat at home?"

"It seems like if you're male in the math department, you can't have any hair. Except for Mr. Griesbach. He's like the hairiest guy ever."

"If you're standing around doing nothing, you aren't doing anything."

"Yes it was my water cup, Yes I did put it on your laptop while you raced, No I don't see how it's my fault your laptop caught fire because it spilled."

"I hope I've ruined your dreams and aspirations because that's my job."

"Be my Facebook friend! No! I'm a millionaire! You're just curing cancer!"

"This is an edumamacational device."

"Warning: These are highly trained stunt stick figures."

"WE'RE THE THRESHOLD OF PAIN."

"The 'Threshold of Pain' sounds like a rock band."

"Good science is where, at the end, you blow something up."

"Is it wrong for a grown man to have a drawer full of Barbies?"

"If your brain doesn't hurt, I have not done my job."

"Your opinion is worthless."

"The last thing I want you to worry about is getting your homework done."

"There are only two things that people do in Wisconsin: Something that can't be talked about in front of children, and likeing the Packers. Which also can't be talked about in front of children!"

"You want me to be your biology teacher? Ferrari. You don't want me to be your biology teacher? Ferrari. Win-win right here. Ha-ha, I rule."

"WHAT THE *PBHT* ARE YOU DOING?!"

"Do your parents like you?"

"If you don't have a friend, you have bigger problems than school."

"Do you need to have an intervention about sniffing things?"

"Did you just yell 'Help'? I'm not that bad."

"If you drop my marble, someone at your group dies."

"I'll be right back, I have to make this girl feel good about herself."

"That was a good beat, Ian. So when you fail this class at least you'll have something to fall back on."

"Why would you admit that [you can't read analog clocks]? That's like saying 'I eat dirt.'"

"Thanks for the divorce guys. I'm going to go home and my wife will be all 'why do you smell like a girl?'"

"If you show up to class wearing a kilt, I'll know you're cheating."

"Sit down and shut up!"

"Don't put things in holes they don't belong in."

"No, I do not look like this Scout guy. I'm better-looking."

"Ladies! Gentlemen! Aliens! Are you ready?!"

"Mr. Fieberg dons a pretty pink tutu and begins spinning."

"Are you loved at home?"

"Fieberg? Oh sorry, I was the only person raising my hand so I called on myself."

"Why did the cat fall off the cliff? I don't know he has 9 lives."

"Can you hear me on my microphone when I leave the room? Good, because I was afraid it would sound like I was peeing when I was filling up my cup with water."

"I'm trying to get dizzy because it's fun to get dizzy. *giggles* Carter has like eight heads right now. Best he's ever looked all year!"

"Do you guys happen to like cats? No? Are you allergic? Great. Ok, so back to launching cats off cliffs."

"I have only one talent, and it's to go that way really fast."

"I'm doing a good job right here. Lemme keep this up. *student walks up* What do you want? I'm rapping!"

"Student: What does the F stand for?"
"Fieberg: Your grade!"

"Rosa parks was my best joke"

"TYLER WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEG"

"Rob stop talking and start doing your work"

"Who here thinks they're screwed?"
->All of the class raises hands
"I'm not talking about your life guys, I'm talking about the activity"

"Rob I can hear you..."

"Tyler stop editing my quotes"

"Do you want to see my big muscles?"

"So when your parent tells you to shut off the lights, just flip them a quarter and tell 'em 'shut up.'"

"Is it wrong for a grown man to have a drawer full of naked Barbie dolls in his classroom?" 5/3/19
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