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==James Fieberg (Jimbo)==
==About==


===About===
[[File:jamesfieberg.jpeg|thumb|left]]


James Fieberg is a Science and Engineering teacher at [[Sage Creek]] beginning in the [[2013-2014]] school year. He is known for his jokes about kids and the occasional uncensored remark.
James '''"Jimbo"''' Fieberg is a Science and Engineering teacher at [[Sage Creek]] beginning in the [[2013-2014]] school year.  


He is known for his jokes about kids and the occasional uncensored remark.


He is also known for his derogatory remarks about [[freshmen]].


[[File:jamesfieberg.jpeg]]
==Classes Taught Currently at Sage Creek==


'''Quotes:'''
*[[AP Physics]]


Call me Jimmy - you fail."
*[[Principles of Engineering]]


"Do you guys eat at home?"
*[[Engineering Design and Development]]


"It's seems like if you're male in the math department, you can't have any hair. Except for Mr. Griesbach. He's like the hairiest guy ever."
*[[CP Physics]]


"If you're standing around doing nothing, you aren't doing anything."
==Quotes:==


"Yes it was my water cup, Yes I did put it on your laptop while you raced, No I don't see how it's my fault your laptop caught fire because it spilled."
"Call me Jimmy - you fail."


"I hope I've ruined your dreams and aspirations, because that's my job."
"Do you guys eat at home?"


"Be my Facebook friend! No! I'm millionaire! You're just curing cancer!"
"It seems like if you're male in the [[math]] department, you can't have any hair. Except for Mr. [[Griesbach]]. He's like the hairiest guy ever."


"This is an edumamacational device."
"If you're standing around doing nothing, you aren't doing anything."


"Warning: These are highly trained stunt stick figures."
[["Yes it was my water cup, Yes I did put it on your laptop while you raced, No I don't see how it's my fault your laptop caught fire because it spilled."]]


"WE'RE THE THRESHOLD OF PAIN."
"I hope I've ruined your dreams and aspirations because that's my job."


"The 'Threshold of Pain' sounds like a rock band."
"Be my Facebook friend! No! I'm a millionaire! You're just curing cancer!"


"Good science is where, at the end, you blow something up."
"This is an edumamacational device."


"Is it wrong for a grown man to have a drawer full of Barbies?"
"Warning: These are highly trained stunt stick figures."


"If your brain doesn't hurt, I have not done my job."
"WE'RE THE THRESHOLD OF PAIN."


"Your opinion is worthless."
"The 'Threshold of Pain' sounds like a rock band."


"The last thing I want you to worry about is getting your homework done."
"Good [[science]] is where, at the end, you blow something up."


"There are only two things that people do in Wisconsin: Something that can't be talked about in front of children, and liking the Packers. Which also can't be talked about in front of children!"
"Is it wrong for a grown man to have a drawer full of Barbies?"


"You want me to be your biology teacher? Ferrari. You don't want me to be your biology teacher? Ferrari. Win-win right here. Ha-ha, I rule."
"If your brain doesn't hurt, I have not done my job."


"WHAT THE *PBHT* ARE YOU DOING?!"
"Your opinion is worthless."


"Do your parents like you?"
"The last thing I want you to worry about is getting your homework done."


"If you don't have a friend, you have bigger problems than school."
"There are only two things that people do in Wisconsin: Something that can't be talked about in front of children, and likeing the Packers. Which also can't be talked about in front of children!"


"Do you need to have an intervention about sniffing things?"
"You want me to be your [[biology]] teacher? Ferrari. You don't want me to be your [[biology]] teacher? Ferrari. Win-win right here. Ha-ha, I rule."


"Did you just yell 'Help'? I'm not that bad."
"WHAT THE *PBHT* ARE YOU DOING?!"


"If you drop my marble, someone at your group dies."
"Do your parents like you?"


"I'll be right back, I have to make this girl feel good about herself."
"If you don't have a friend, you have bigger problems than school."


"That was a good beat, Ian. So when you fail this class at least you'll have something to fall back on."
"Do you need to have an intervention about sniffing things?"


"Why would you admit that [you can't read analog clocks]? That's like saying 'I eat dirt.'"
"Did you just yell 'Help'? I'm not that bad."


"Thanks for the divorce guys. I'm going to go home and my wife will be all 'why do you smell like a girl?'"
"If you drop my marble, someone at your group dies."


"If you show up to class wearing a kilt, I'll know you're cheating."
"I'll be right back, I have to make this girl feel good about herself."


"Sit down and shut up!"
"That was a good beat, Ian. So when you fail this class at least you'll have something to fall back on."


"Don't put things in holes they don't belong in."
"Why would you admit that [you can't read analog clocks]? That's like saying 'I eat dirt.'"


"No, I do not look like this Scout guy. I'm better-looking."
"Thanks for the divorce guys. I'm going to go home and my wife will be all 'why do you smell like a girl?'"


"Ladies! Gentlemen! Aliens! Are you ready?!"
"If you show up to class wearing a kilt, I'll know you're cheating."


"Mr. Fieberg dons a pretty pink tutu and begins spinning."
"Sit down and shut up!"


"Are you loved at home?"
"Don't put things in holes they don't belong in."


"Fieberg? Oh sorry, I was the only person raising my hand so I called on myself."
"No, I do not look like this Scout guy. I'm better-looking."


"Why did the cat fall off the cliff? I don't know he has 9 lives."
"Ladies! Gentlemen! Aliens! Are you ready?!"


"Can you hear me on my microphone when I leave the room? Good, because I was afraid it would sound like I was peeing when I was filling up my cup with water."
"Mr. Fieberg dons a pretty pink tutu and begins spinning."


"I'm trying to get dizzy because it's fun to get dizzy. *giggles* Carter has like eight heads right now. Best he's ever looked all year!"
"Are you loved at home?"


"Do you guys happen to like cats? No? You're allergic? Great. Ok, so back to launching cats off cliffs."
"Fieberg? Oh sorry, I was the only person raising my hand so I called on myself."


"I have only one talent, and it's to go that way really fast."
"Why did the cat fall off the cliff? I don't know he has 9 lives."


"I'm doing a good job right here.Lemme keep this up. *student walks up* What do you want? I'm rapping!"
"Can you hear me on my microphone when I leave the room? Good, because I was afraid it would sound like I was peeing when I was filling up my cup with water."


"Student: What does the F stands for?
"I'm trying to get dizzy because it's fun to get dizzy. *giggles* Carter has like eight heads right now. Best he's ever looked all year!"


Fieberg: Your grade!"
"Do you guys happen to like cats? No? Are you allergic? Great. Ok, so back to launching cats off cliffs."


"Rosa parks was my best joke"
"I have only one talent, and it's to go that way really fast."


"TYLER WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEG"
"I'm doing a good job right here. Lemme keep this up. *student walks up* What do you want? I'm rapping!"


"Rob stop talking and start doing your work"
"Student: What does the F stand for?"
"[[Fieberg]]: Your grade!"


"who here thinks they're screwed?
"Rosa parks was my best joke"


All of class raises hands
"TYLER WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEG"


I'm not talking about your life guys, i'm talking about the activity"
"Rob stop talking and start doing your work"


"Rob I can hear you"
"Who here thinks they're screwed?"
->All of the class raises hands
"I'm not talking about your life guys, I'm talking about the activity"


"Tyler stop editing my quotes"
"Rob I can hear you..."


"Do you want to see my big muscles?"
"Tyler stop editing my quotes"


"So when your parent tells you to shut off the lights, just flip them a quarter and tell 'em 'shut up.'"
"Do you want to see my big muscles?"


"I'll be your chaperon in Japan. "Where are you staying?" ... At a hostile... "Nevermind, I don't want the clap."
"So when your parent tells you to shut off the lights, just flip them a quarter and tell 'em 'shut up.'"
 
"Is it wrong for a grown man to have a drawer full of naked Barbie dolls in his classroom?" 5/3/19
 
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Latest revision as of 20:27, 21 September 2019

About

James "Jimbo" Fieberg is a Science and Engineering teacher at Sage Creek beginning in the 2013-2014 school year.

He is known for his jokes about kids and the occasional uncensored remark.

He is also known for his derogatory remarks about freshmen.

Classes Taught Currently at Sage Creek

Quotes:

"Call me Jimmy - you fail."

"Do you guys eat at home?"

"It seems like if you're male in the math department, you can't have any hair. Except for Mr. Griesbach. He's like the hairiest guy ever."

"If you're standing around doing nothing, you aren't doing anything."

"Yes it was my water cup, Yes I did put it on your laptop while you raced, No I don't see how it's my fault your laptop caught fire because it spilled."

"I hope I've ruined your dreams and aspirations because that's my job."

"Be my Facebook friend! No! I'm a millionaire! You're just curing cancer!"

"This is an edumamacational device."

"Warning: These are highly trained stunt stick figures."

"WE'RE THE THRESHOLD OF PAIN."

"The 'Threshold of Pain' sounds like a rock band."

"Good science is where, at the end, you blow something up."

"Is it wrong for a grown man to have a drawer full of Barbies?"

"If your brain doesn't hurt, I have not done my job."

"Your opinion is worthless."

"The last thing I want you to worry about is getting your homework done."

"There are only two things that people do in Wisconsin: Something that can't be talked about in front of children, and likeing the Packers. Which also can't be talked about in front of children!"

"You want me to be your biology teacher? Ferrari. You don't want me to be your biology teacher? Ferrari. Win-win right here. Ha-ha, I rule."

"WHAT THE *PBHT* ARE YOU DOING?!"

"Do your parents like you?"

"If you don't have a friend, you have bigger problems than school."

"Do you need to have an intervention about sniffing things?"

"Did you just yell 'Help'? I'm not that bad."

"If you drop my marble, someone at your group dies."

"I'll be right back, I have to make this girl feel good about herself."

"That was a good beat, Ian. So when you fail this class at least you'll have something to fall back on."

"Why would you admit that [you can't read analog clocks]? That's like saying 'I eat dirt.'"

"Thanks for the divorce guys. I'm going to go home and my wife will be all 'why do you smell like a girl?'"

"If you show up to class wearing a kilt, I'll know you're cheating."

"Sit down and shut up!"

"Don't put things in holes they don't belong in."

"No, I do not look like this Scout guy. I'm better-looking."

"Ladies! Gentlemen! Aliens! Are you ready?!"

"Mr. Fieberg dons a pretty pink tutu and begins spinning."

"Are you loved at home?"

"Fieberg? Oh sorry, I was the only person raising my hand so I called on myself."

"Why did the cat fall off the cliff? I don't know he has 9 lives."

"Can you hear me on my microphone when I leave the room? Good, because I was afraid it would sound like I was peeing when I was filling up my cup with water."

"I'm trying to get dizzy because it's fun to get dizzy. *giggles* Carter has like eight heads right now. Best he's ever looked all year!"

"Do you guys happen to like cats? No? Are you allergic? Great. Ok, so back to launching cats off cliffs."

"I have only one talent, and it's to go that way really fast."

"I'm doing a good job right here. Lemme keep this up. *student walks up* What do you want? I'm rapping!"

"Student: What does the F stand for?"
"Fieberg: Your grade!"

"Rosa parks was my best joke"

"TYLER WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEG"

"Rob stop talking and start doing your work"

"Who here thinks they're screwed?"
->All of the class raises hands
"I'm not talking about your life guys, I'm talking about the activity"

"Rob I can hear you..."

"Tyler stop editing my quotes"

"Do you want to see my big muscles?"

"So when your parent tells you to shut off the lights, just flip them a quarter and tell 'em 'shut up.'"

"Is it wrong for a grown man to have a drawer full of naked Barbie dolls in his classroom?" 5/3/19
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