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"Do you guys eat at home?" | "Do you guys eat at home?" | ||
"It seems like if you're male in the math department, you can't have any hair. Except for Mr. Griesbach. He's like the hairiest guy ever." | "It seems like if you're male in the [[math]] department, you can't have any hair. Except for Mr. [[Griesbach]]. He's like the hairiest guy ever." | ||
"If you're standing around doing nothing, you aren't doing anything." | "If you're standing around doing nothing, you aren't doing anything." | ||
"Yes it was my water cup, Yes I did put it on your laptop while you raced, No I don't see how it's my fault your laptop caught fire because it spilled." | [["Yes it was my water cup, Yes I did put it on your laptop while you raced, No I don't see how it's my fault your laptop caught fire because it spilled."]] | ||
"I hope I've ruined your dreams and aspirations because that's my job." | "I hope I've ruined your dreams and aspirations because that's my job." | ||
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"The 'Threshold of Pain' sounds like a rock band." | "The 'Threshold of Pain' sounds like a rock band." | ||
"Good science is where, at the end, you blow something up." | "Good [[science]] is where, at the end, you blow something up." | ||
"Is it wrong for a grown man to have a drawer full of Barbies?" | "Is it wrong for a grown man to have a drawer full of Barbies?" | ||
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"There are only two things that people do in Wisconsin: Something that can't be talked about in front of children, and likeing the Packers. Which also can't be talked about in front of children!" | "There are only two things that people do in Wisconsin: Something that can't be talked about in front of children, and likeing the Packers. Which also can't be talked about in front of children!" | ||
"You want me to be your biology teacher? Ferrari. You don't want me to be your biology teacher? Ferrari. Win-win right here. Ha-ha, I rule." | "You want me to be your [[biology]] teacher? Ferrari. You don't want me to be your [[biology]] teacher? Ferrari. Win-win right here. Ha-ha, I rule." | ||
"WHAT THE *PBHT* ARE YOU DOING?!" | "WHAT THE *PBHT* ARE YOU DOING?!" | ||
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"Student: What does the F stand for?" | "Student: What does the F stand for?" | ||
"Fieberg: Your grade!" | "[[Fieberg]]: Your grade!" | ||
"Rosa parks was my best joke" | "Rosa parks was my best joke" |