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  "Do you guys eat at home?"
  "Do you guys eat at home?"


  "It seems like if you're male in the math department, you can't have any hair. Except for Mr. Griesbach. He's like the hairiest guy ever."
  "It seems like if you're male in the [[math]] department, you can't have any hair. Except for Mr. [[Griesbach]]. He's like the hairiest guy ever."


  "If you're standing around doing nothing, you aren't doing anything."
  "If you're standing around doing nothing, you aren't doing anything."


  "Yes it was my water cup, Yes I did put it on your laptop while you raced, No I don't see how it's my fault your laptop caught fire because it spilled."
  [["Yes it was my water cup, Yes I did put it on your laptop while you raced, No I don't see how it's my fault your laptop caught fire because it spilled."]]


  "I hope I've ruined your dreams and aspirations because that's my job."
  "I hope I've ruined your dreams and aspirations because that's my job."
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  "The 'Threshold of Pain' sounds like a rock band."
  "The 'Threshold of Pain' sounds like a rock band."


  "Good science is where, at the end, you blow something up."
  "Good [[science]] is where, at the end, you blow something up."


  "Is it wrong for a grown man to have a drawer full of Barbies?"
  "Is it wrong for a grown man to have a drawer full of Barbies?"
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  "There are only two things that people do in Wisconsin: Something that can't be talked about in front of children, and likeing the Packers. Which also can't be talked about in front of children!"
  "There are only two things that people do in Wisconsin: Something that can't be talked about in front of children, and likeing the Packers. Which also can't be talked about in front of children!"


  "You want me to be your biology teacher? Ferrari. You don't want me to be your biology teacher? Ferrari. Win-win right here. Ha-ha, I rule."
  "You want me to be your [[biology]] teacher? Ferrari. You don't want me to be your [[biology]] teacher? Ferrari. Win-win right here. Ha-ha, I rule."


  "WHAT THE *PBHT* ARE YOU DOING?!"
  "WHAT THE *PBHT* ARE YOU DOING?!"
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  "Student: What does the F stand for?"
  "Student: What does the F stand for?"
  "Fieberg: Your grade!"
  "[[Fieberg]]: Your grade!"


  "Rosa parks was my best joke"
  "Rosa parks was my best joke"
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