Ron Cordell

About

Ron Cordell is an AP Euro teacher.

Quotes:

"This is stupid. School starts too early."

"My banana is a time machine."

"It's a crime against humanity... called MyAccess."

"I should create an app called Words With Enemies. It'd be like profane Scrabble."

"I'm a sad person, and I'm hanging out with these other sad people. We're all really sad."

"Don't bring dishonor to the family by getting an A-!"

"Ignorance is expensive, and the price is opportunity."

"Grammar worksheets are painful; therefore, I don't do them."

"Abraham Lincoln is obviously quite famous for being a vampire hunter."

"Zen. Be the ball. Visualization."

"*loudly drops microphone* That wasn't distracting!"

"Yeah, we laughed at this video in the eighties, when it was new."

"Books! They're like the Internet on paper."

"That's supposed to be a house, not a penguin."

"My amygdala is hijacking my logic."

"Romeo and Juliet 2: The Sequel: Back from the Dead: They're Zombies."

"My naked weapon is out!"

"Muy importante, as they say en español class."

"Raise your hand if you want to stop doing homework. ... Yeah, that's what I thought."

"I understand, grades are grades, learning are learning."

"I had the bright idea that I would post a picture of myself every day in 2015. After 30 days, I have determined that my so-called project is neither creative nor highly interesting."