Ron Cordell

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Ron Cordell is an AP Euro teacher.

Quotes:

"This is stupid. School starts too early."
"My banana is a time machine."
"It's a crime against humanity... called MyAccess."
"I should create an app called Words With Enemies. It'd be like profane Scrabble."
"I'm a sad person, and I'm hanging out with these other sad people. We're all really sad."
"Don't bring dishonor to the family by getting an A-!"
"Ignorance is expensive, and the price is opportunity."
"Grammar worksheets are painful; therefore, I don't do them."
"Abraham Lincoln is obviously quite famous for being a vampire hunter."
"Zen. Be the ball. Visualization."
"*loudly drops microphone* That wasn't distracting!"
"Yeah, we laughed at this video in the eighties, when it was new."
"Books! They're like the Internet on paper."
"That's supposed to be a house, not a penguin."
"My amygdala is hijacking my logic."
"Romeo and Juliet 2: The Sequel: Back from the Dead: They're Zombies."
"My naked weapon is out!"
"Muy importante, as they say en español class."
"Raise your hand if you want to stop doing homework. ... Yeah, that's what I thought."
"I understand, grades are grades, learning are learning."
"I had the bright idea that I would post a picture of myself every day in 2015. After 30 days, I have determined that my so-called project is neither creative nor highly interesting."