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'' | ===Tips For His Class=== | ||
If something is wrong with your computer, "Check your cables" | |||
If you can't figure out how to make the car in inventor, just download it off the internet | |||
Don't get caught photoshopping this image↑↑↑ if you do, be prepared! | |||
===Quotes:=== | |||
Call me Jimmy - you fail." | Call me Jimmy - you fail." | ||
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"Do you guys eat at home?" | "Do you guys eat at home?" | ||
"It | "It seems like if you're male in the math department, you can't have any hair. Except for Mr. Griesbach. He's like the hairiest guy ever." | ||
"If you're standing around doing nothing, you aren't doing anything." | "If you're standing around doing nothing, you aren't doing anything." | ||
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"Yes it was my water cup, Yes I did put it on your laptop while you raced, No I don't see how it's my fault your laptop caught fire because it spilled." | "Yes it was my water cup, Yes I did put it on your laptop while you raced, No I don't see how it's my fault your laptop caught fire because it spilled." | ||
"I hope I've ruined your dreams and aspirations | "I hope I've ruined your dreams and aspirations because that's my job." | ||
"Be my Facebook friend! No! I'm millionaire! You're just curing cancer!" | "Be my Facebook friend! No! I'm a millionaire! You're just curing cancer!" | ||
"This is an edumamacational device." | "This is an edumamacational device." | ||
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"The last thing I want you to worry about is getting your homework done." | "The last thing I want you to worry about is getting your homework done." | ||
"There are only two things that people do in Wisconsin: Something that can't be talked about in front of children, and | "There are only two things that people do in Wisconsin: Something that can't be talked about in front of children, and likeing the Packers. Which also can't be talked about in front of children!" | ||
"You want me to be your biology teacher? Ferrari. You don't want me to be your biology teacher? Ferrari. Win-win right here. Ha-ha, I rule." | "You want me to be your biology teacher? Ferrari. You don't want me to be your biology teacher? Ferrari. Win-win right here. Ha-ha, I rule." | ||
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"I'm trying to get dizzy because it's fun to get dizzy. *giggles* Carter has like eight heads right now. Best he's ever looked all year!" | "I'm trying to get dizzy because it's fun to get dizzy. *giggles* Carter has like eight heads right now. Best he's ever looked all year!" | ||
"Do you guys happen to like cats? No? | "Do you guys happen to like cats? No? Are you allergic? Great. Ok, so back to launching cats off cliffs." | ||
"I have only one talent, and it's to go that way really fast." | "I have only one talent, and it's to go that way really fast." | ||
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"I'm doing a good job right here.Lemme keep this up. *student walks up* What do you want? I'm rapping!" | "I'm doing a good job right here.Lemme keep this up. *student walks up* What do you want? I'm rapping!" | ||
"Student: What does the F | "Student: What does the F stand for? | ||
Fieberg: Your grade!" | Fieberg: Your grade!" | ||
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"who here thinks they're screwed? | "who here thinks they're screwed? | ||
All of class raises hands | All of the class raises hands | ||
I'm not talking about your life guys, | I'm not talking about your life guys, I'm talking about the activity" | ||
"Rob I can hear you" | "Rob I can hear you" | ||