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[[File:jamesfieberg.jpeg|left|caption]] '''Quotes:''' | [[File:jamesfieberg.jpeg|left|caption]] '''Quotes:''' | ||
Call me Jimmy - you fail." | |||
"I | "Do you guys eat at home?" | ||
"It's seems like if you're male in the math department, you can't have any hair. Except for Mr. Griesbach. He's like the hairiest guy ever." | |||
"If you're standing around doing nothing, you aren't doing anything." | |||
"Yes it was my water cup, Yes I did put it on your laptop while you raced, No I don't see how it's my fault your laptop caught fire because it spilled." | |||
"I hope I've ruined your dreams and aspirations, because that's my job." | |||
"Be my Facebook friend! No! I'm millionaire! You're just curing cancer!" | |||
"This is an edumamacational device." | |||
"Warning: These are highly trained stunt stick figures." | |||
"WE'RE THE THRESHOLD OF PAIN." | |||
"The 'Threshold of Pain' sounds like a rock band." | |||
"Good science is where, at the end, you blow something up." | |||
"Is it wrong for a grown man to have a drawer full of Barbies?" | |||
"If your brain doesn't hurt, I have not done my job." | |||
"Your opinion is worthless." | |||
"The last thing I want you to worry about is getting your homework done." | |||
"There are only two things that people do in Wisconsin: Something that can't be talked about in front of children, and liking the Packers. Which also can't be talked about in front of children!" | |||
"You want me to be your biology teacher? Ferrari. You don't want me to be your biology teacher? Ferrari. Win-win right here. Ha-ha, I rule." | |||
"WHAT THE *PBHT* ARE YOU DOING?!" | |||
"Do your parents like you?" | |||
"If you don't have a friend, you have bigger problems than school." | |||
"Do you need to have an intervention about sniffing things?" | |||
"Did you just yell 'Help'? I'm not that bad." | |||
"If you drop my marble, someone at your group dies." | |||
"I'll be right back, I have to make this girl feel good about herself." | |||
"That was a good beat, Ian. So when you fail this class at least you'll have something to fall back on." | |||
"Why would you admit that [you can't read analog clocks]? That's like saying 'I eat dirt.'" | |||
"Thanks for the divorce guys. I'm going to go home and my wife will be all 'why do you smell like a girl?'" | |||
"If you show up to class wearing a kilt, I'll know you're cheating." | |||
"Sit down and shut up!" | |||
"Don't put things in holes they don't belong in." | |||
"No, I do not look like this Scout guy. I'm better-looking." | |||
"Ladies! Gentlemen! Aliens! Are you ready?!" | |||
"Mr. Fieberg dons a pretty pink tutu and begins spinning." | |||
"Are you loved at home?" | |||
"Fieberg? Oh sorry, I was the only person raising my hand so I called on myself." | |||
"Why did the cat fall off the cliff? I don't know he has 9 lives." | |||
"Can you hear me on my microphone when I leave the room? Good, because I was afraid it would sound like I was peeing when I was filling up my cup with water." | |||
"I'm trying to get dizzy because it's fun to get dizzy. *giggles* Carter has like eight heads right now. Best he's ever looked all year!" | |||
"Do you guys happen to like cats? No? You're allergic? Great. Ok, so back to launching cats off cliffs." | |||
"I have only one talent, and it's to go that way really fast." | |||
"I'm doing a good job right here.Lemme keep this up. *student walks up* What do you want? I'm rapping!" | |||
"Student: What does the F stands for? | |||
Fieberg: Your grade!" | |||
"Rosa parks was my best joke" | |||
"TYLER WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEG" | |||
"Rob stop talking and start doing your work" | |||
"who here thinks they're screwed? | |||
All of class raises hands | |||
I'm not talking about your life guys, i'm talking about the activity" | |||
"Rob I can hear you" | |||
"Tyler stop editing my quotes" | |||
"Do you want to see my big muscles?" | |||
"So when your parent tells you to shut off the lights, just flip them a quarter and tell 'em 'shut up.'" |