Darius Rahmanian

Quotes

“If you can’t choke slam a 12-year-old, you’re not a man.”

“But if you’re like a meaty 10-year old...”

"I just drink straight... rubbing... rubbing... alcohol..."

"My favorite opening sentence of all time... 'Let's talk about trump'..."

“You can’t wear thrasher if you can’t deepthroat a skateboard.”

"Ladd can carry the chairs, he had his mommy's milk and chicky nuggs." 5/17/18

“My dad burned his willy on a hot stove.”
"What? I'm just telling interesting stories about my dad..." 5/18/18

"Unlike me, my dad was very popular with the girls." 5/18/18

"One time he gets this girlfriend or girl I should say." 5/18/18

"My dad walked on to this rooftop and there was this giant orgy." 5/18/18