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[[Darius Rahmanian]] | [[Darius Rahmanian]] was a student in the [[Class of 2018]]. | ||
He was for a brief period the [[Senior Class President]] before [[Senior Class Vice President]] [[Bailee Brennan]] took over. | |||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
“If you can’t | “If you can’t chokeslam a 12-year-old, you’re not a man.” | ||
“But if you’re like a meaty 10-year old...” | “But if you’re like a meaty 10-year old...” | ||
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“You can’t wear thrasher if you can’t deepthroat a skateboard.” | “You can’t wear thrasher if you can’t deepthroat a skateboard.” | ||
"Ladd can carry the chairs, he had his mommy's milk and chicky nugs." 5/17/18 | |||
“My dad burned his willy on a hot stove.” | “My dad burned his willy on a hot stove.” | ||
"What? I'm just telling interesting stories about my dad..." 5/18/18 | "What? I'm just telling interesting stories about my dad..." 5/18/18 | ||
"Unlike me, my dad was very popular with the girls." 5/18/18 | |||
"One time he gets this girlfriend or girl I should say." 5/18/18 | |||
"My dad walked on to this rooftop and there was this giant orgy." 5/18/18 | |||
"Did you ever drop by the donor's house and just be like 'Hey. What up. This is your child.'" 5/18/18 | |||
"If you don't think you have a wiener or a cooch..." 5/21/18 | |||
See also: [[Senior Class President Oversight of 2017]] | See also: [[Senior Class President Oversight of 2017]] | ||
[[Category:Student]][[Category:Student/Class of 2018]] | [[Category:Student]][[Category:Student/Class of 2018]] | ||
Latest revision as of 23:04, 26 October 2019
Darius Rahmanian was a student in the Class of 2018.
He was for a brief period the Senior Class President before Senior Class Vice President Bailee Brennan took over.
Quotes
“If you can’t chokeslam a 12-year-old, you’re not a man.”
“But if you’re like a meaty 10-year old...”
"I just drink straight... rubbing... rubbing... alcohol..."
"My favorite opening sentence of all time... 'Let's talk about trump'..."
“You can’t wear thrasher if you can’t deepthroat a skateboard.”
"Ladd can carry the chairs, he had his mommy's milk and chicky nugs." 5/17/18
“My dad burned his willy on a hot stove.” "What? I'm just telling interesting stories about my dad..." 5/18/18
"Unlike me, my dad was very popular with the girls." 5/18/18
"One time he gets this girlfriend or girl I should say." 5/18/18
"My dad walked on to this rooftop and there was this giant orgy." 5/18/18
"Did you ever drop by the donor's house and just be like 'Hey. What up. This is your child.'" 5/18/18
"If you don't think you have a wiener or a cooch..." 5/21/18
See also: Senior Class President Oversight of 2017