Darius Rahmanian
Darius Rahmanian is a student in the Class of 2018
Quotes
“If you can’t choke slam a 12-year-old, you’re not a man.”
“But if you’re like a meaty 10-year old...”
"I just drink straight... rubbing... rubbing... alcohol..."
"My favorite opening sentence of all time... 'Let's talk about trump'..."
“You can’t wear thrasher if you can’t deepthroat a skateboard.”
“My dad burned his willy on a hot stove.” "What? I'm just telling interesting stories about my dad..." 5/18/18
See also: Senior Class President Oversight of 2017