Darius Rahmanian

Darius Rahmanian is a student in the Class of 2018

Quotes

“If you can’t choke slam a 12 year old, you’re not a man.”

“But if you’re like a meaty 10 year old...”

"I just drink straight... rubbing... rubbing... alcohol..."

"My favorite opening sentence of all time... 'Let's talk about trump'..."

“You can’t wear thrasher if you can’t deepthroat a skateboard.”

“My dad burned his willy on a hot stove”

See also: Senior Class President Oversight of 2017