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"What? I'm just telling interesting stories about my dad..." 5/18/18 | "What? I'm just telling interesting stories about my dad..." 5/18/18 | ||
"Unlike me, my dad was very popular with the girls" 5/18/18 | "Unlike me, my dad was very popular with the girls." 5/18/18 | ||
"One time he gets this girlfriend or girl I should say." 5/18/18 | "One time he gets this girlfriend or girl I should say." 5/18/18 | ||
Revision as of 19:53, 18 May 2018
Darius Rahmanian is a student in the Class of 2018
Quotes
“If you can’t choke slam a 12-year-old, you’re not a man.”
“But if you’re like a meaty 10-year old...”
"I just drink straight... rubbing... rubbing... alcohol..."
"My favorite opening sentence of all time... 'Let's talk about trump'..."
“You can’t wear thrasher if you can’t deepthroat a skateboard.”
"Ladd can carry the chairs, he had his mommy's milk and chicky nuggs." 5/17/18
“My dad burned his willy on a hot stove.” "What? I'm just telling interesting stories about my dad..." 5/18/18
"Unlike me, my dad was very popular with the girls." 5/18/18
"One time he gets this girlfriend or girl I should say." 5/18/18
"My dad walked on to this rooftop and there was this giant orgy." 5/18/18
See also: Senior Class President Oversight of 2017