Darius Rahmanian: Difference between revisions

Latest revision as of 23:04, 26 October 2019

“If you can’t chokeslam a 12-year-old, you’re not a man.”

“But if you’re like a meaty 10-year old...”

"I just drink straight... rubbing... rubbing... alcohol..."

"My favorite opening sentence of all time... 'Let's talk about trump'..."

“You can’t wear thrasher if you can’t deepthroat a skateboard.”

"Ladd can carry the chairs, he had his mommy's milk and chicky nugs." 5/17/18

“My dad burned his willy on a hot stove.”
"What? I'm just telling interesting stories about my dad..." 5/18/18

"Unlike me, my dad was very popular with the girls." 5/18/18

"One time he gets this girlfriend or girl I should say." 5/18/18

"My dad walked on to this rooftop and there was this giant orgy." 5/18/18

"Did you ever drop by the donor's house and just be like 'Hey. What up. This is your child.'" 5/18/18

"If you don't think you have a wiener or a cooch..." 5/21/18

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 [[Darius Rahmanian]] was a student in the [[Class of 2018]].
-He was for a brief period the [[Senior Class President]] before being impeached.
+He was for a brief period the [[Senior Class President]] before [[Senior Class Vice President]] [[Bailee Brennan]] took over.
 ==Quotes==
-  “If you can’t choke slam a 12-year-old, you’re not a man.”
+  “If you can’t chokeslam a 12-year-old, you’re not a man.”
   “But if you’re like a meaty 10-year old...”
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   “You can’t wear thrasher if you can’t deepthroat a skateboard.”
-  "Ladd can carry the chairs, he had his mommy's milk and chicky nuggs." 5/17/18
+  "Ladd can carry the chairs, he had his mommy's milk and chicky nugs." 5/17/18
   “My dad burned his willy on a hot stove.”