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[[Jeff Simon]] (The Simonator) is a [[Math]] teacher at [[Sage Creek]] beginning in the [[2013-2014]] school year.
'''Jeff "The Simonator" Simon'''  is a [[Math]] teacher at [[Sage Creek]] who began teaching in the [[2013-2014]] school year.


He is one of the only remaining staff that has worked at [[Sage Creek]] since the beginning.  
He is one of the only remaining staff that has worked at [[Sage Creek]] since the beginning.  
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He is known for his math jokes and spontaneous disco parties (he has a disco ball in his classroom).  
He is known for his math jokes and spontaneous disco parties (he has a disco ball in his classroom).  


He is also known for the disturbance he causes his neighboring classrooms via his possession of an external subwoofer, through which he plays music.
He is also known for the disturbance he causes his neighboring classrooms via his possession of an external subwoofer, through which he plays music while students are working.


==Quotes:==


===Tips For His Class===
Just because he doesn't check your homework every day you better do it because the one day you don't do it that's the day he magically checks you and you end up paying the price.
Hopefully you are in the "smart period" so you get dance parties for averaging a 90%
If you think math was easy in middle school, just wait till you bomb the first test and now have to deal with your parents yelling at you.
===Quotes:===
  "I don't do math. I hate math."
  "I don't do math. I hate math."


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  "I'm serious. Frickin' serious. You find some of the happiest people in the world in the strangest places."
  "I'm serious. Frickin' serious. You find some of the happiest people in the world in the strangest places."


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