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==About== | |||
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'''Jeff "The Simonator" Simon''' is a [[Math]] teacher at [[Sage Creek]] who began teaching in the [[2013-2014]] school year. | |||
He is one of the only remaining staff that has worked at [[Sage Creek]] since the beginning. | |||
He is known for his math jokes and spontaneous disco parties (he has a disco ball in his classroom). | He is known for his math jokes and spontaneous disco parties (he has a disco ball in his classroom). | ||
He is also known for the disturbance he causes his neighboring classrooms via his possession of an external subwoofer, through which he plays music. | He is also known for the disturbance he causes his neighboring classrooms via his possession of an external subwoofer, through which he plays music while students are working. | ||
==Quotes:== | |||
"I don't do math. I hate math." | "I don't do math. I hate math." | ||
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"If your name is Ryan Nemiroff, you'll have to memorize e to at least the 12th digit." | "If your name is Ryan Nemiroff, you'll have to memorize e to at least the 12th digit." | ||
"Mr. Simon: We have 2 Sean Parks in this class. Sean (Middle name) park and Sean.... what's your middle name, other Sean? | "Mr. Simon: We have 2 Sean Parks in this class. Sean (Middle name) park and Sean.... what's your middle name, other Sean? Other Sean: Uh, it's Korean, I keep it private Mr. Simon: Sean Korean Park." | ||
Other Sean: Uh, it's Korean, I keep it private | |||
Mr. Simon: Sean Korean Park." | |||
"Jadies and lentil-men!" | "Jadies and lentil-men!" | ||
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"I'm serious. Frickin' serious. You find some of the happiest people in the world in the strangest places." | "I'm serious. Frickin' serious. You find some of the happiest people in the world in the strangest places." | ||
[[Category:Staff]] | “You guys want to hear about the hot date I went on?” | ||
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