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==About== | ==About== | ||
[[File:jamesfieberg.jpeg|thumb|left]] | |||
James '''"Jimbo"''' Fieberg is a Science and Engineering teacher at [[Sage Creek]] beginning in the [[2013-2014]] school year. | |||
He is known for his jokes about kids and the occasional uncensored remark. | |||
[[ | He is also known for his derogatory remarks about [[freshmen]]. | ||
== | ==Classes Taught Currently at Sage Creek== | ||
*[[AP Physics]] | |||
*[[Principles of Engineering]] | |||
*[[Engineering Design and Development]] | |||
*[[CP Physics]] | |||
==Quotes:== | |||
" | "Call me Jimmy - you fail." | ||
" | "Do you guys eat at home?" | ||
" | "It seems like if you're male in the [[math]] department, you can't have any hair. Except for Mr. [[Griesbach]]. He's like the hairiest guy ever." | ||
" | "If you're standing around doing nothing, you aren't doing anything." | ||
" | [["Yes it was my water cup, Yes I did put it on your laptop while you raced, No I don't see how it's my fault your laptop caught fire because it spilled."]] | ||
" | "I hope I've ruined your dreams and aspirations because that's my job." | ||
" | "Be my Facebook friend! No! I'm a millionaire! You're just curing cancer!" | ||
" | "This is an edumamacational device." | ||
" | "Warning: These are highly trained stunt stick figures." | ||
" | "WE'RE THE THRESHOLD OF PAIN." | ||
" | "The 'Threshold of Pain' sounds like a rock band." | ||
" | "Good [[science]] is where, at the end, you blow something up." | ||
" | "Is it wrong for a grown man to have a drawer full of Barbies?" | ||
" | "If your brain doesn't hurt, I have not done my job." | ||
" | "Your opinion is worthless." | ||
" | "The last thing I want you to worry about is getting your homework done." | ||
" | "There are only two things that people do in Wisconsin: Something that can't be talked about in front of children, and likeing the Packers. Which also can't be talked about in front of children!" | ||
" | "You want me to be your [[biology]] teacher? Ferrari. You don't want me to be your [[biology]] teacher? Ferrari. Win-win right here. Ha-ha, I rule." | ||
" | "WHAT THE *PBHT* ARE YOU DOING?!" | ||
"Do you | "Do your parents like you?" | ||
" | "If you don't have a friend, you have bigger problems than school." | ||
" | "Do you need to have an intervention about sniffing things?" | ||
"I' | "Did you just yell 'Help'? I'm not that bad." | ||
" | "If you drop my marble, someone at your group dies." | ||
" | "I'll be right back, I have to make this girl feel good about herself." | ||
" | "That was a good beat, Ian. So when you fail this class at least you'll have something to fall back on." | ||
" | "Why would you admit that [you can't read analog clocks]? That's like saying 'I eat dirt.'" | ||
" | "Thanks for the divorce guys. I'm going to go home and my wife will be all 'why do you smell like a girl?'" | ||
" | "If you show up to class wearing a kilt, I'll know you're cheating." | ||
" | "Sit down and shut up!" | ||
" | "Don't put things in holes they don't belong in." | ||
" | "No, I do not look like this Scout guy. I'm better-looking." | ||
"Are you | "Ladies! Gentlemen! Aliens! Are you ready?!" | ||
"Fieberg | "Mr. Fieberg dons a pretty pink tutu and begins spinning." | ||
" | "Are you loved at home?" | ||
" | "Fieberg? Oh sorry, I was the only person raising my hand so I called on myself." | ||
"I' | "Why did the cat fall off the cliff? I don't know he has 9 lives." | ||
" | "Can you hear me on my microphone when I leave the room? Good, because I was afraid it would sound like I was peeing when I was filling up my cup with water." | ||
"I | "I'm trying to get dizzy because it's fun to get dizzy. *giggles* Carter has like eight heads right now. Best he's ever looked all year!" | ||
" | "Do you guys happen to like cats? No? Are you allergic? Great. Ok, so back to launching cats off cliffs." | ||
" | "I have only one talent, and it's to go that way really fast." | ||
"I'm doing a good job right here. Lemme keep this up. *student walks up* What do you want? I'm rapping!" | |||
" | "Student: What does the F stand for?" | ||
"[[Fieberg]]: Your grade!" | |||
" | "Rosa parks was my best joke" | ||
" | "TYLER WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEG" | ||
" | "Rob stop talking and start doing your work" | ||
All of the class raises hands | "Who here thinks they're screwed?" | ||
->All of the class raises hands | |||
"I'm not talking about your life guys, I'm talking about the activity" | |||
I | "Rob I can hear you..." | ||
" | "Tyler stop editing my quotes" | ||
" | "Do you want to see my big muscles?" | ||
" | "So when your parent tells you to shut off the lights, just flip them a quarter and tell 'em 'shut up.'" | ||
" | "Is it wrong for a grown man to have a drawer full of naked Barbie dolls in his classroom?" 5/3/19 | ||
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